moaning is music
12.30.2004
newsflash
current music: kinks - party line
mood: fat
nate is cutting his world famous hair. stunning, i know.
i'm going to first night tomorrow with stefan.
stefan is a jackass.
tomorrow i will review last year's new years resolutions and make the 05 resolutions.
fun for all.
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current music: kinks - party line
mood: fat
nate is cutting his world famous hair. stunning, i know.
i'm going to first night tomorrow with stefan.
stefan is a jackass.
tomorrow i will review last year's new years resolutions and make the 05 resolutions.
fun for all.
12.29.2004
our mother should just name you laika
current music: arcade fire - laika
mood: canada'd
well that was fun. I got two postcards, for Sarah and Jansyn, and I got a rubber ducky tissues for Rose. I didn't actually send out the postcards in Canada, but I'll get around to it.
I also learned the best french word ever: ouaouaron (wa-wa-ROHN) which means canadian bullfrog. as in, dude, you're SUCH a ouaouaron.
In other news, crepes ROCK. especially crepes florentine.
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current music: arcade fire - laika
mood: canada'd
well that was fun. I got two postcards, for Sarah and Jansyn, and I got a rubber ducky tissues for Rose. I didn't actually send out the postcards in Canada, but I'll get around to it.
I also learned the best french word ever: ouaouaron (wa-wa-ROHN) which means canadian bullfrog. as in, dude, you're SUCH a ouaouaron.
In other news, crepes ROCK. especially crepes florentine.
12.26.2004
and i'm leaving... with goodbye...
current music: arcade fire - neighborhood #3
mood: sedated
i'm leaving tomorrow morning for montreal, i'll be back wednesday.
the pancakes were delicious, by the way
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current music: arcade fire - neighborhood #3
mood: sedated
i'm leaving tomorrow morning for montreal, i'll be back wednesday.
the pancakes were delicious, by the way
12.25.2004
something warm to hold me
current music: alkaline trio - maybe I'll catch fire
mood: mellow
my new hobby is livejournal's random blog generator. I love reading the blogs of people I don't know, it makes it all the more interesting.
coincidentally, i found this giffy right while i was listening to 'maybe i'll catch fire'. creepy.
I'm going to a semi-denominational holiday bash tonight, should be funtastic.
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current music: alkaline trio - maybe I'll catch fire
mood: mellow
my new hobby is livejournal's random blog generator. I love reading the blogs of people I don't know, it makes it all the more interesting.
coincidentally, i found this giffy right while i was listening to 'maybe i'll catch fire'. creepy.
I'm going to a semi-denominational holiday bash tonight, should be funtastic.
merry festivus
current music: Ted Leo/ Rx - Timorous Me
mood: dazed
As much as I detest Christmas.... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny hats... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny christmas hats... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny Christmas hats saying "ho ho ho"...
for some reason, I laughed at this picture:
I think it was the expression on the face in relation to the scenario. And imagining what kind of voice that cat has.
Anyway, I;m reading Fight Club, again. I read the first half last night and I'll read the second one after I eat lunch
I woke up 21 minutes ago.
Just thought you might like to know.
Also, I now have recieved a "ska against racism" as a late chanukkah present. My wardrobe is almost complete, as soon as I get this shirt and something made out of hemp. (edit: I NEED THIS SHIRT, TOO!)
coughbirthdaypresentideascough
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current music: Ted Leo/ Rx - Timorous Me
mood: dazed
As much as I detest Christmas.... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny hats... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny christmas hats... as much as I hate pictures of adorable animals on the internet in funny Christmas hats saying "ho ho ho"...
for some reason, I laughed at this picture:
I think it was the expression on the face in relation to the scenario. And imagining what kind of voice that cat has.
Anyway, I;m reading Fight Club, again. I read the first half last night and I'll read the second one after I eat lunch
I woke up 21 minutes ago.
Just thought you might like to know.
Also, I now have recieved a "ska against racism" as a late chanukkah present. My wardrobe is almost complete, as soon as I get this shirt and something made out of hemp. (edit: I NEED THIS SHIRT, TOO!)
coughbirthdaypresentideascough
12.23.2004
i caught you a delicious bass
current music: this bike is a pipe bomb - black panther song
mood: upbeat
now I have 4 LJ's to read: Michaela's, Sarah's, Rose's, and Colleen's.
as Josh would say, hooraw.
last three movies I watched:
Spider (A-)
Viva Laldjerie (C+)
Napoleon Dynamite (B+)
also, I finished the Radiohead book and am also done with A Wrinkle In Time
tomorrow's gonna be fun, I get to see Michaela. I haven't seen her in a loooong time.
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current music: this bike is a pipe bomb - black panther song
mood: upbeat
now I have 4 LJ's to read: Michaela's, Sarah's, Rose's, and Colleen's.
as Josh would say, hooraw.
last three movies I watched:
Spider (A-)
Viva Laldjerie (C+)
Napoleon Dynamite (B+)
also, I finished the Radiohead book and am also done with A Wrinkle In Time
tomorrow's gonna be fun, I get to see Michaela. I haven't seen her in a loooong time.
12.22.2004
damn it all
current music: the shins - one by one all day
mood: mixed
I lost my hat today. tragic, i know.
fear not, jansyn, sarah and doug. I got another one. The gray is darker, but other than that its the same hat.
so all is well.
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current music: the shins - one by one all day
mood: mixed
I lost my hat today. tragic, i know.
fear not, jansyn, sarah and doug. I got another one. The gray is darker, but other than that its the same hat.
so all is well.
stupid lj thing
current music: porcupine tree - collapse light into earth
mood: cheesym. macaroni and cheesy.
One of those stupid "bold t3h 0nZ t4ht 4ppl13z0rz 2 u! lol!" things I found on someones livejournal. my comments in italics. i decided to underline the ones i have because bold is too hard to see on my interface.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don't watch much tv these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've tried marijuana. depends on your definition of "tried", and "marijuana". and "have"... and even "I" for that matter
09. I've watched porn movies. the word "watched" implies intent, but whatever. i speaka the truth.
10. I have been in a threesome. unfortunately, my sources say closet orgies/ threesomes with doug and sarah on the backcouch aren't technically sex.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I've eaten sushi
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby. (does blogging count?)
18. For the most part, I enjoy(ed) High school
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm smart. (such a general word)
21. I've never broken someone else's bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I love rain.
24. I'm paranoid at most times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
26. I need money right now.
27. I have two or more pets
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair. depends on your definition of semi-long... but people comment on the length of my hair so I'll say yes
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (THAT ONE TIME DOESN'T COUNT SARAH! THAT HOOKER TOTALLY LED ME ON)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a daily basis.
35. I have a twin.
36. I couldn't survive without caller I.D.
37. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. I am usually pessimistic. to myself, pessimistic, but I'm always optimistic to other people
42. I have mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot. see: radiohead's "fake plastic trees"
45. I have cheated on a significant other.
46. I have a hidden talent. you mean besides being an incredible lover?
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. depends on your definition of kissed
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.replace lj with blogspot
58. I don't hate anyone. elfman/sonny don't count
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. once in a while
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
64. I believe in God(s)/Goddess(es)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I've graduated college.
70. I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. i have a plan, but i'm not realistic about it
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've had the cops called on me before.
74. I bite my nails sometimes.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger...
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have drank more than one sip of alcohol
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
85. I used to own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to post on my LJ. again, replace lj with blogspot
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. tee hee, chum
88. I enjoy country music. depends on your definition of country. I like bob wills, hank williams, and johnny cash.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. never all at once
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. it didn't work... mr nields was on to me
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. good lord no
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. used to, it was cool before it was ridiculously popular.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you've never met. guilty as charged
102. Kissed someone you knew you shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating with something right now. reading
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show "Lost."
111. I think Beyblades is the coolest show in coolsville.
112. There are more things i could be better at, if only i tried harder.
113. Sometimes I don't like food.
114. I worry sometimes that I'm not being the best friend I could be to the people I care about.
115. I desperately want people to respect me, but it rarely happens.
116. I have never been able to say anything positive about myself and truly believe it.
117. I am bisexual.
118. I think Scottish accents are very attractive.
119. I'm very neurotic and suffer from acute paranoia.
120. I speak A LITTLE BIT another language besides English.
121. I joke about eating, shaking, and kicking babies.
122. I'm most likely to spend my money on music.
123. Winter is my favorite season
124. I am a fan of meat and potatoes
125. I don't like my middle name.
126. I've been to Europe
127. I've been caught making prank calls
128. I've gotten a metal nail stuck in a body part more than once.
I'm not going to add any, because getting the html tags right took up way too much time.
I've decided to post much more often, so expect updates, apathyisfun fans!
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current music: porcupine tree - collapse light into earth
mood: cheesym. macaroni and cheesy.
One of those stupid "bold t3h 0nZ t4ht 4ppl13z0rz 2 u! lol!" things I found on someones livejournal. my comments in italics. i decided to underline the ones i have because bold is too hard to see on my interface.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don't watch much tv these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've tried marijuana. depends on your definition of "tried", and "marijuana". and "have"... and even "I" for that matter
09. I've watched porn movies. the word "watched" implies intent, but whatever. i speaka the truth.
10. I have been in a threesome. unfortunately, my sources say closet orgies/ threesomes with doug and sarah on the backcouch aren't technically sex.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I've eaten sushi
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby. (does blogging count?)
18. For the most part, I enjoy(ed) High school
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm smart. (such a general word)
21. I've never broken someone else's bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I love rain.
24. I'm paranoid at most times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
26. I need money right now.
27. I have two or more pets
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair. depends on your definition of semi-long... but people comment on the length of my hair so I'll say yes
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (THAT ONE TIME DOESN'T COUNT SARAH! THAT HOOKER TOTALLY LED ME ON)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a daily basis.
35. I have a twin.
36. I couldn't survive without caller I.D.
37. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. I am usually pessimistic. to myself, pessimistic, but I'm always optimistic to other people
42. I have mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot. see: radiohead's "fake plastic trees"
45. I have cheated on a significant other.
46. I have a hidden talent. you mean besides being an incredible lover?
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. depends on your definition of kissed
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.replace lj with blogspot
58. I don't hate anyone. elfman/sonny don't count
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. once in a while
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
64. I believe in God(s)/Goddess(es)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I've graduated college.
70. I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. i have a plan, but i'm not realistic about it
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've had the cops called on me before.
74. I bite my nails sometimes.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger...
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have drank more than one sip of alcohol
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
85. I used to own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to post on my LJ. again, replace lj with blogspot
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. tee hee, chum
88. I enjoy country music. depends on your definition of country. I like bob wills, hank williams, and johnny cash.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. never all at once
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. it didn't work... mr nields was on to me
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. good lord no
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. used to, it was cool before it was ridiculously popular.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you've never met. guilty as charged
102. Kissed someone you knew you shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating with something right now. reading
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show "Lost."
111. I think Beyblades is the coolest show in coolsville.
112. There are more things i could be better at, if only i tried harder.
113. Sometimes I don't like food.
114. I worry sometimes that I'm not being the best friend I could be to the people I care about.
115. I desperately want people to respect me, but it rarely happens.
116. I have never been able to say anything positive about myself and truly believe it.
117. I am bisexual.
118. I think Scottish accents are very attractive.
119. I'm very neurotic and suffer from acute paranoia.
120. I speak A LITTLE BIT another language besides English.
121. I joke about eating, shaking, and kicking babies.
122. I'm most likely to spend my money on music.
123. Winter is my favorite season
124. I am a fan of meat and potatoes
125. I don't like my middle name.
126. I've been to Europe
127. I've been caught making prank calls
128. I've gotten a metal nail stuck in a body part more than once.
I'm not going to add any, because getting the html tags right took up way too much time.
I've decided to post much more often, so expect updates, apathyisfun fans!
12.20.2004
from a greeattt height
current music: radiohead - national anthem
mood: cold
So last night, I wanted to make sure I didn't spend the whole day on the internet, so I made a list of things to do:
Monday's Prioritized Activities Checklist
-check email
-clean room
-get dressed up in many layers of clothing
-attempt to make snowman
-give up
-make hot cocoa
-read one of 3 books (Wrinkle In Time, Radiohead: From A Great Height, The Trial)
-update blog*
-check email again
-shower
-practice piano/guitar
-repeat last 5 steps
* = where I am right now
Well, 1-3 went fine, but my dad needed help with shoveling so I did that instead of the snowman. Also, I attempted to make hot chocolate but it was disgusting, so I drank cider instead. I also read the New York Times Magazine instead of a book, but it's all good, I'll read those books later. I'm determined to finish all three before school starts again.
Damn, I just dropped my cookie into the apple cider.
Off to check my email, I'm sure Sarah's emailed me by now.
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current music: radiohead - national anthem
mood: cold
So last night, I wanted to make sure I didn't spend the whole day on the internet, so I made a list of things to do:
Monday's Prioritized Activities Checklist
-check email
-clean room
-get dressed up in many layers of clothing
-attempt to make snowman
-give up
-make hot cocoa
-read one of 3 books (Wrinkle In Time, Radiohead: From A Great Height, The Trial)
-update blog*
-check email again
-shower
-practice piano/guitar
-repeat last 5 steps
* = where I am right now
Well, 1-3 went fine, but my dad needed help with shoveling so I did that instead of the snowman. Also, I attempted to make hot chocolate but it was disgusting, so I drank cider instead. I also read the New York Times Magazine instead of a book, but it's all good, I'll read those books later. I'm determined to finish all three before school starts again.
Damn, I just dropped my cookie into the apple cider.
Off to check my email, I'm sure Sarah's emailed me by now.
12.19.2004
4th post!
current music: pixies - monkey gone to heaven
mood: full
4th post today! wow!
BBC's 50 Foods to Eat Before You Die
1. Fresh fish *
2. Lobster *
3. Steak *
4. Thai food *
5. Chinese food *
6. Ice cream *
7. Pizza *
8. Crab *
9. Curry *
10. Prawns
11. Moreton Bay Bugs
12. Clam chowder *
13. Barbecues *
14. Pancakes *
15. Pasta *
16. Mussels
17. Cheesecake *
18. Lamb *
19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo *
23. Chocolate *
24. Sandwiches *
25. Greek food *
26. Burgers *
27. Mexican food *
28. Squid *
29. American diner breakfast *
30. Salmon *
31. Venison
32. Guinea pig (oh my goodness)
33. Shark
34. Sushi *
35. Paella
36. Barramundi
37. Reindeer
38. Kebab *
39. Scallops *
40. Australian meat pie
41. Mango *
42. Durian fruit*
43. Octopus
44. Ribs *
45. Roast beef *
46. Tapas
47. Jerk chicken/pork *
48. Haggis
49. Caviar *
50. Cornish pasty
* indicates foods I've tried.
34/50! Not bad!
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current music: pixies - monkey gone to heaven
mood: full
4th post today! wow!
BBC's 50 Foods to Eat Before You Die
1. Fresh fish *
2. Lobster *
3. Steak *
4. Thai food *
5. Chinese food *
6. Ice cream *
7. Pizza *
8. Crab *
9. Curry *
10. Prawns
11. Moreton Bay Bugs
12. Clam chowder *
13. Barbecues *
14. Pancakes *
15. Pasta *
16. Mussels
17. Cheesecake *
18. Lamb *
19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo *
23. Chocolate *
24. Sandwiches *
25. Greek food *
26. Burgers *
27. Mexican food *
28. Squid *
29. American diner breakfast *
30. Salmon *
31. Venison
32. Guinea pig (oh my goodness)
33. Shark
34. Sushi *
35. Paella
36. Barramundi
37. Reindeer
38. Kebab *
39. Scallops *
40. Australian meat pie
41. Mango *
42. Durian fruit*
43. Octopus
44. Ribs *
45. Roast beef *
46. Tapas
47. Jerk chicken/pork *
48. Haggis
49. Caviar *
50. Cornish pasty
* indicates foods I've tried.
34/50! Not bad!
age
current music: wrens - not so green
mood: fat.
I took this online test that calculated how old your body really is, in terms of how healthy you are. The only problem was the lowest age you could give as your calendar age was 20. So I gave 21.8, which is what I would be if I were born in 1983. Up until the physical activities part, it was saying I was a least 6 years younger than 21.8. After the physical activities section, my "realage" was 16.7. Not bad. Here's what they said I could do to be healthier.
RealAge Plan Overview
DO MORE STRENGTH-BUILDING ACTIVITIES AND INCREASE THE INTENSITY OF YOUR OVERALL WORKOUT. YOU MAY ALSO CONSIDER ADDING ANOTHER CARDIOVASCULAR ACTIVITY TO YOUR ROUTINE.
LOWER YOUR HEART RATE TO 75 BEATS PER MINUTE.
GRADUALLY WORK UP TO AT LEAST 90 MINUTES OF STRENGTH-BUILDING EXERCISES EACH WEEK.
HAVE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE MEASURED. MAKE LIFESTYLE CHANGES TO HELP REDUCE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE TO LESS THAN 120/80 mm Hg.
EAT A HEALTHY BREAKFAST EVERY DAY.
CONSIDER GAINING A LITTLE WEIGHT. (!)
IF POSSIBLE, ADD FISH OR OTHER SOURCES OF OMEGA-3 FATTY ACIDS TO YOUR DIET AT LEAST SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK. (You know what this means... stock up on the hemp bars)
YOUR INTAKE OF LYCOPENE IS LOW. (more excuses to eat tomatoes)
INCREASE YOUR INTAKE OF VITAMIN E TO 400 IU A DAY.
TO RELIEVE THE EFFECTS OF UNAVOIDABLE STRESS IN YOUR LIFE, SPEND MORE TIME BUILDING AND MAINTAINING STRONG, CLOSE RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS. (ha)
CONSUME MORE UNSATURATED FAT WITHOUT INCREASING YOUR CONSUMPTION OF SATURATED FAT. (are you calling me fat?)
HAVE YOUR HDL AND TOTAL CHOLESTEROL LEVELS MEASURED. INCREASE YOUR HDL CHOLESTEROL LEVEL. TAKE THE CHOLESTEROL QUIZ FOR PERSONALIZED LIFESTYLE TIPS.
COMPLETE THE IN-DEPTH NUTRITION ANALYSIS.
EAT MORE FOODS THAT ARE RICH IN POTASSIUM.
FLOSS EVERY DAY
FOR MAXIMUM HEALTH BENEFITS, INCREASE YOUR GRAIN INTAKE. (Huh? all i eat is grain)
TAKE THE DEPRESSION HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATIONS.
TAKE THE ANXIETY HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATIONS.
FOR MAXIMUM HEALTH BENEFITS, INCREASE YOUR FRUIT INTAKE.
TAKE THE PSORIASIS HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED CARE STRATEGIES. (will do)
www.realage.com if you're bored
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current music: wrens - not so green
mood: fat.
I took this online test that calculated how old your body really is, in terms of how healthy you are. The only problem was the lowest age you could give as your calendar age was 20. So I gave 21.8, which is what I would be if I were born in 1983. Up until the physical activities part, it was saying I was a least 6 years younger than 21.8. After the physical activities section, my "realage" was 16.7. Not bad. Here's what they said I could do to be healthier.
RealAge Plan Overview
DO MORE STRENGTH-BUILDING ACTIVITIES AND INCREASE THE INTENSITY OF YOUR OVERALL WORKOUT. YOU MAY ALSO CONSIDER ADDING ANOTHER CARDIOVASCULAR ACTIVITY TO YOUR ROUTINE.
LOWER YOUR HEART RATE TO 75 BEATS PER MINUTE.
GRADUALLY WORK UP TO AT LEAST 90 MINUTES OF STRENGTH-BUILDING EXERCISES EACH WEEK.
HAVE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE MEASURED. MAKE LIFESTYLE CHANGES TO HELP REDUCE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE TO LESS THAN 120/80 mm Hg.
EAT A HEALTHY BREAKFAST EVERY DAY.
CONSIDER GAINING A LITTLE WEIGHT. (!)
IF POSSIBLE, ADD FISH OR OTHER SOURCES OF OMEGA-3 FATTY ACIDS TO YOUR DIET AT LEAST SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK. (You know what this means... stock up on the hemp bars)
YOUR INTAKE OF LYCOPENE IS LOW. (more excuses to eat tomatoes)
INCREASE YOUR INTAKE OF VITAMIN E TO 400 IU A DAY.
TO RELIEVE THE EFFECTS OF UNAVOIDABLE STRESS IN YOUR LIFE, SPEND MORE TIME BUILDING AND MAINTAINING STRONG, CLOSE RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS. (ha)
CONSUME MORE UNSATURATED FAT WITHOUT INCREASING YOUR CONSUMPTION OF SATURATED FAT. (are you calling me fat?)
HAVE YOUR HDL AND TOTAL CHOLESTEROL LEVELS MEASURED. INCREASE YOUR HDL CHOLESTEROL LEVEL. TAKE THE CHOLESTEROL QUIZ FOR PERSONALIZED LIFESTYLE TIPS.
COMPLETE THE IN-DEPTH NUTRITION ANALYSIS.
EAT MORE FOODS THAT ARE RICH IN POTASSIUM.
FLOSS EVERY DAY
FOR MAXIMUM HEALTH BENEFITS, INCREASE YOUR GRAIN INTAKE. (Huh? all i eat is grain)
TAKE THE DEPRESSION HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATIONS.
TAKE THE ANXIETY HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATIONS.
FOR MAXIMUM HEALTH BENEFITS, INCREASE YOUR FRUIT INTAKE.
TAKE THE PSORIASIS HEALTH ASSESSMENT FOR PERSONALIZED CARE STRATEGIES. (will do)
www.realage.com if you're bored
happy days are here again
current music: iron and wine - sea and the rhythm
mood: serene
upon Sarah's request
Would you..
Hang out with me?
Go see a movie with me?
Make a move on me during that movie?
Hug me?
Hug me a lot?
Kiss me?
Use your tongue?
Dance with me?
Put your hand on my butt?
Be alone in a room with me?
Go on a date with me?
Take me to dinner?
Pay for it?
Get me drunk?
Take me to your place?
Sleep with me? (no sex)
Cuddle with me?
Have sex with me?
Sing in a car with me?
Grind with me?
Play strip poker with me?
Caress me?
Date me?
Ask me out?
Please me in more ways then 1?
Let me kiss you?
Get me a B-day gift?
Let me borrow your car?
Be my gf/bf?
Have a fling with me?
Be there for me?
Buy me a drink?
Bring me around your friends?
Give me a massage?
Take me to the club
Love me?
Hang out with me more the 2 times a week?
Miss me?
Enjoy being with me?
also, i need ideas for a new signature.
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current music: iron and wine - sea and the rhythm
mood: serene
upon Sarah's request
Would you..
Hang out with me?
Go see a movie with me?
Make a move on me during that movie?
Hug me?
Hug me a lot?
Kiss me?
Use your tongue?
Dance with me?
Put your hand on my butt?
Be alone in a room with me?
Go on a date with me?
Take me to dinner?
Pay for it?
Get me drunk?
Take me to your place?
Sleep with me? (no sex)
Cuddle with me?
Have sex with me?
Sing in a car with me?
Grind with me?
Play strip poker with me?
Caress me?
Date me?
Ask me out?
Please me in more ways then 1?
Let me kiss you?
Get me a B-day gift?
Let me borrow your car?
Be my gf/bf?
Have a fling with me?
Be there for me?
Buy me a drink?
Bring me around your friends?
Give me a massage?
Take me to the club
Love me?
Hang out with me more the 2 times a week?
Miss me?
Enjoy being with me?
also, i need ideas for a new signature.
hooray!
current music: joy division - love will tear us apart
mood: pastachio!
It's winter break. Now I have all the time in the world to doo... nothing! HOOraw!
ahem.
please send help
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current music: joy division - love will tear us apart
mood: pastachio!
It's winter break. Now I have all the time in the world to doo... nothing! HOOraw!
ahem.
please send help
12.16.2004
aeveryone around here..
current music: radiohead - national anthem
mood: chocolate!
I'm all mix-burning out... ed.
Turns out Spongebob was the most innuendo filled children's movies of all time. Or at least that I've seen. I can just imagine Mr. Nields ranted about the sexual overtones.
So I've decided to update at least every other day or I owe Sarah special favors. Yes, those kinds of favors. OK, I'd be doing it anyway, but the blog favors would be special. I know what Sarah wants.
Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to understand my critical sarcasm anymore and has been rather sulking-natikonfong recently. So much for being raped by the phone well before math...
heh.
old Sarah and Jesse:
new Sarah and Jesse:
just kidding!
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current music: radiohead - national anthem
mood: chocolate!
I'm all mix-burning out... ed.
Turns out Spongebob was the most innuendo filled children's movies of all time. Or at least that I've seen. I can just imagine Mr. Nields ranted about the sexual overtones.
So I've decided to update at least every other day or I owe Sarah special favors. Yes, those kinds of favors. OK, I'd be doing it anyway, but the blog favors would be special. I know what Sarah wants.
Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to understand my critical sarcasm anymore and has been rather sulking-natikonfong recently. So much for being raped by the phone well before math...
heh.
old Sarah and Jesse:
new Sarah and Jesse:
just kidding!
12.10.2004
mmm... it's been a while
current music: arcade fire - neighborhood #3
mood: moderate
If anyone's still reading this, sorry it's been so long since I last updated. I haven't had my computer for a month or so and it just doesn't feel right on the other computer.
Mr. Nields said today that Donald Rumsfeld is one of the most evil men on earth. I disagreed, so I decided to make an inequality that states the most evil people alive.
Ann Coulter > King Fahd bin Abdul Aziz and Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia ≥ Kim Jong-Il > Omar Al-Bashir (Sudan) ≥ Saddam Hussein > Paris Hilton > Karl Rove > Paul Wolfowitz ≥ John Ashcroft > Paul Sonerson (just kidding, Sonny!) > Donald Rumsfeld
I hope spongebob is the most innuendo filled children's movie of all time.
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current music: arcade fire - neighborhood #3
mood: moderate
If anyone's still reading this, sorry it's been so long since I last updated. I haven't had my computer for a month or so and it just doesn't feel right on the other computer.
Mr. Nields said today that Donald Rumsfeld is one of the most evil men on earth. I disagreed, so I decided to make an inequality that states the most evil people alive.
Ann Coulter > King Fahd bin Abdul Aziz and Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia ≥ Kim Jong-Il > Omar Al-Bashir (Sudan) ≥ Saddam Hussein > Paris Hilton > Karl Rove > Paul Wolfowitz ≥ John Ashcroft > Paul Sonerson (just kidding, Sonny!) > Donald Rumsfeld
I hope spongebob is the most innuendo filled children's movie of all time.
