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I spent all weekend on this until I realized I missed the deadline.
i've said it before and i'll say it again: the public education system has failed me.
a brief guide to the terminology of the mark foley scandal
predatorgate: ick. there's no joke or cleverness involved here. predator is such a weak term and the -gate suffix is so overdone it's not even ironically appropriate.
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wonkettefoleygate most unoriginal of them all. however, it's catchier than the other gates, and more usable by the msm.
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democratscocktober surprise: winner. not self-explanatory, but involves pun combining dirtiness with political relevance and therefore supercedes the rest. extra points for breaking the inevitable -gate mold.
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wonkette