moaning is music
sufjan stevens presents: delaware
current music: sufjan stevens - john wayne gacy jr.
1.) DOVER! The rolling hills have led me here, though by accident, I feel a deep connection with your founder's sister.
2.) New Sweden, I hcan hear your name calling through December; Peter Minuit I hear your voice!
3.) Henlopen Acres
4.) Wilmington Blue Rocks! GO GO GO!
5.) A short reprise for soybeans
6.) Bertinelli, where are you now? Part I: touched by an angel in Wilmington, part II: how long will you plague Delmarva?
7.) The Griffins, the pig skin, OH!
8.) Let's hear that chorus one more time
9.) For the fragile minds, the screen door workers, how can these petty notes compare to your majestic simplicity? For Elbright Road; I fear your timid peaks! For Drexel U, for which I know all to close to my heart!
10.) Out of Georgetown and through the Atlantic
11.) The Ballad of Cape Henlopen
12.) I am visited by the Iroquois slaves
13.) Millsboro, I bid thee adieu
pet peeve #287
current music: sufjan stevens - decatur
mood: peeved
periods outside quotation marks.
pet peeve #286
current music: wilco - reservations
mood: peeved
wrongful use of "AKA." you do know it stands for 'also known as,' right?
you can't say "I like cookies, AKA peanut butter m&m cookies"
jesus christ people
myspace jokes: will they ever fail to amuse me?
current music: of montreal - wraith pinned to the mist...

and
what myspace pictures really mean
acronyms that need to fuck off
current music: sufjan stevens - chicago
mood: pissed
ESRBMPAAFECFCCDEAFBCI
RNC
NRA
when you're bored enough, click a couple.
if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention
sufjan stevens imitations made fun and easy
current music: the decemberists
mood: itchy
SF: he will be unable to write about every state
SF: regardless of the fact that it would take forever
SF: what would you write about delaware?
SF: hmm?
JRS: Oh Dover, I fell in love with you over and over
JRS: We'll dive from dover to the atlantic, it was so romantic
SF: are you making this up?
JRS: no, it's from his next album
SF: his next album is about DELAWARE?
SF: does he include the screen door factory?
SF: because without it, delaware is nothing
JRS: it's called "DOVER! The rolling hills led me here, though by accident, I feel a deep connection with your founder's sister"
JRS: that's the song it's from
SF: oh my word
SF: well
SF: now i've heard everything
SF: seriously
SF: i have heard everything
JRS: from the album, "COME ON! feel the delaware screen doors!"
the funniest things you will ever see involving a banana
current music: the mountain goats - dilaudid
mood: funky
wow.
current music: sufjan stevens - john wayne gacy, jr.
mood: sad
His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding John Wayne's T-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things
Rotting fast in their sleep of the dead
Twenty-seven people, even more
They were boys with their cars, summer jobs
Oh my God
Are you one of them?
He dressed up like a clown for them
With his face paint white and red
And on his best behavior
In a dark room on the bed he kissed them all
He'd kill ten thousand people
With a sleight of his hand
Running far, running fast to the dead
He took of all their clothes for them
He put a cloth on their lips
Quiet hands, quiet kiss
On the mouth
And in my best behavior
I am really just like him
Look beneath the floorboards
For the secrets I have hid
the saddest song i've ever heard
Judge Judy gains in the court of public opinionKurt Vonnegut has climbed aboard the Justice Judy bandwagon.
"I'm all for Judge Judy for the Supreme Court," the 82-year-old novelist told me. "I don't want any other judges, just her. She is so fair-minded and so ideally American."
Vonnegut, the author of "Slaughterhouse-Five," "Cat's Cradle" and other best sellers, is joining columnist Richard Cohen - and me - in urging President Bush to consider television jurist Judy Sheindlin to fill one of the vacancies that will be left by the departures of Sandra Day O'Connor and Chief Justice William Rehnquist.
"She represents the authority of the state at its most humane and reasonable," Vonnegut said. "She represents an America that I would like to belong to."
Vonnegut told me he "got hooked on 'Judge Judy'" a few years back,
when he was in Northampton, Mass., teaching at Smith College and recovering from the effects of smoke inhalation suffered in a house fire.
"She's a swell performer. But that's just fun. And she is very attracive, spiritually. I like the way she deals out justice."
Vonnegut, a self-described "New Deal Democrat," said he has no idea what Sheindlin's ideology is. "I'd like to hear what she'd have to say about abortion and gay marriage," he told me.
But as for skeptics who point out that presiding over a TV small-claims court is worlds away from sitting on the highest court in the land, Vonnegut answered: "There is no difference. She refers to the law again and again. American law is American law."
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current music: mount eerie - (2 mountains)
mood: mixed
- i heart camp. this week, i attempted to make a vase, i started a stop motion animation movie, i'm in band, i learned to work a manual camera and develop film, and work a radio station. too bad i'm not good at anything.
-I went downtown with Stefan and played guitar one the sidewalks. It totally sucked for the most part. We got $22, a 98º cd, and a frappacino over the course of 4.5 hrs. One person gave us 10 dollars because they felt bad about how terrible we were. I literally played until my fingers bled.
-you know what i hate? when people tell me how happy they think i am. it happens more often then one would think.
current music: the moaners - too many people
mood: tired
you haven't lived until you've whizzed watching the sunset. on an island. in a picturesque new england lake.
which reminds me to make a list of things to do before i die.
dasac isn't nearly as fun as i remember it... but i'm sure it's just the first week blues.
oh well
reading list, redux
current music: mdoest mouse - blame it on the tetons
mood: delicious
i went swimmin' today. bitches.
anyway:
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
The Complete Poems by Elizabeth Bishop
To Bedlam and Half-Way Back Again Anne Sexton
Fail-Safe by Eugene Burdick, Harvey Wheeler
Island by Aldous Huxley
Dreams from my Father by Barack Obama
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
The Entire History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Crashing the Party by Ralph Nader
The Jew in the Lotus by Rodger Kafmanetz
Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
The Air-Conditioned Nightmare by Henry Miller