http://apathyisfun.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_apathyisfun_archive.html
descartes walks into a bar, orders a drink, and drinks it. the bartender asks him if he'd like another. descartes says "I think not," and ceases to exist.
"U2 frontman Bono said when Curtis was alive he was the best frontman in rock and he himself was only number two; Bono pledged to take Curtis's place."



