stupid lj thing
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current music: porcupine tree - collapse light into earth
mood: cheesym. macaroni and cheesy.
One of those stupid "bold t3h 0nZ t4ht 4ppl13z0rz 2 u! lol!" things I found on someones livejournal. my comments in italics. i decided to underline the ones i have because bold is too hard to see on my interface.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don't watch much tv these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've tried marijuana.
depends on your definition of "tried", and "marijuana". and "have"... and even "I" for that matter
09. I've watched porn movies. the word "watched" implies intent, but whatever. i speaka the truth.
10. I have been in a threesome.
unfortunately, my sources say closet orgies/ threesomes with doug and sarah on the backcouch aren't technically sex.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I've eaten sushi
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby. (does blogging count?)
18. For the most part, I enjoy(ed) High school
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm smart. (such a general word)
21. I've never broken someone else's bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I love rain.
24. I'm paranoid at most times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
26. I need money right now.
27. I have two or more pets
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair. depends on your definition of semi-long... but people comment on the length of my hair so I'll say yes
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
(THAT ONE TIME DOESN'T COUNT SARAH! THAT HOOKER TOTALLY LED ME ON)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a daily basis.
35. I have a twin.
36. I couldn't survive without caller I.D.
37. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
40. I know how to do cornrows.
41. I am usually pessimistic. to myself, pessimistic, but I'm always optimistic to other people
42. I have mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
see: radiohead's "fake plastic trees"
45. I have cheated on a significant other.
46. I have a hidden talent.
you mean besides being an incredible lover?
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
depends on your definition of kissed
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ.replace lj with blogspot
58. I don't hate anyone. elfman/sonny don't count
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
once in a while
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
64. I believe in God(s)/Goddess(es)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I've graduated college.
70. I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. i have a plan, but i'm not realistic about it
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've had the cops called on me before.
74. I bite my nails sometimes.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger...
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have drank more than one sip of alcohol
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
85. I used to own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to post on my LJ. again, replace lj with blogspot
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
tee hee, chum
88. I enjoy country music.
depends on your definition of country. I like bob wills, hank williams, and johnny cash.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. never all at once
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
it didn't work... mr nields was on to me
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
good lord no
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
used to, it was cool before it was ridiculously popular.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you've never met. guilty as charged
102. Kissed someone you knew you shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating with something right now. reading
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in 'lust' more than in 'love.'
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show "Lost."
111. I think Beyblades is the coolest show in coolsville.
112. There are more things i could be better at, if only i tried harder.
113. Sometimes I don't like food.
114. I worry sometimes that I'm not being the best friend I could be to the people I care about.
115. I desperately want people to respect me, but it rarely happens.
116. I have never been able to say anything positive about myself and truly believe it.
117. I am bisexual.
118. I think Scottish accents are very attractive.
119. I'm very neurotic and suffer from acute paranoia.
120. I speak A LITTLE BIT another language besides English.
121. I joke about eating, shaking, and kicking babies.
122. I'm most likely to spend my money on music.
123. Winter is my favorite season
124. I am a fan of meat and potatoes
125. I don't like my middle name.
126. I've been to Europe
127. I've been caught making prank calls
128. I've gotten a metal nail stuck in a body part more than once.
I'm not going to add any, because getting the html tags right took up way too much time.
I've decided to post much more often, so expect updates, apathyisfun fans!
