moaning is music
10.15.2005
joke of the day
Two rabbis walk into a bar. After several drinks apiece, they ask the bartender for the tab. "Will that be cash or credit?" asks the bartender. "Just put it on my bill," says one of the rabbis. The bartender looks at his yarmulke. "But your hat doesn't have a bill -- I don't get it," says the bartender. Then the rabbi reaches up to the top of his head and gives a good yank. The human mask comes off, like when they uncover the bad guy on Scooby Doo, and exposes a duck beneath. "Quack," says the duck. The bartender takes a piece of scotch tape and tapes the tab to the duck's bill. "Quack," says the duck. Then it flies out the window and heads south. The bartender turns to the remaining rabbi. "Is it winter already?" he asks. "No," says the rabbi, "he's just running late for the Goldstein Bar Mitzvah."
shamelessly stolen from sockdolager.net
current music: explosions in the sky - a song for our fathers
Two rabbis walk into a bar. After several drinks apiece, they ask the bartender for the tab. "Will that be cash or credit?" asks the bartender. "Just put it on my bill," says one of the rabbis. The bartender looks at his yarmulke. "But your hat doesn't have a bill -- I don't get it," says the bartender. Then the rabbi reaches up to the top of his head and gives a good yank. The human mask comes off, like when they uncover the bad guy on Scooby Doo, and exposes a duck beneath. "Quack," says the duck. The bartender takes a piece of scotch tape and tapes the tab to the duck's bill. "Quack," says the duck. Then it flies out the window and heads south. The bartender turns to the remaining rabbi. "Is it winter already?" he asks. "No," says the rabbi, "he's just running late for the Goldstein Bar Mitzvah."
shamelessly stolen from sockdolager.net
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