To Be Or To Have

Once upon a time, there was a slightly dim-witted Bulgarian beaver who lived in the swampy lakes of Albany, New York. He was a kind, loving beaver, whoenjoyed filet mignon, plasterboard, and I Love Lucy marathons.

His girlfriend, Tenicia, a slut of vaguely Albanian decent was giving him his weekly paw cleaning when he said, "Tenicia, I'm horny. Give me a blowjob."

"OK," said his girlfriend, slutty as ever.

The beaver then stabbed Tenicia's clitoris and flew to be with Buddha and Jesus up in the Great Big Gig in the Sky.

THE END  ¶ 5/14/2004 06:26:00 PM